Wonderful story - will make you laugh

I read a wonderful anecdotal story today, and I wanted to pass it on. I thought it was very cute, but also very to the point.

It goes something like this:
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I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,
"If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow - what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked,
"Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'"
And I said, "Wow, can you spell 'conservative'?"
Her folks still aren't talking to me.
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So true, so true. Now some of you may have heard it a bit different, and I apologize since I changed some of the participants to protect both of the guilty parties. ;-)